A week after the first round of thepresidential electionand one week before the second ballot, solidarity is organizing to save Valerie Pécresse of precariousness. As netizens prepare for terrible revenge fromAnne Hidalgoour community managers, like war reporters, surveyed the social network Twitterto bring us some (hilarious) news from the front in this top tweets for the week of April 11 to 17, 2022. And good news : life resumes its course.
1) Let’s organize a Valethon
So Valérie it’s hard to reach the https://t.co/mq8J2ucnIC pic.twitter.com/AIkzbGqyBf
April 11, 2022
2) I’m too lazy to imagine anything
Imagine if we removed the laziness from our lives we would all be bosses there.
April 13, 2022
3) Here is the solution!
Given that Pécresse is scratching us money and that Fillon owes us some, I suggest that they see it between themselves
April 11, 2022
4) We are not dealing with the student but with the teacher
Guys who shave their balls with disposable razors are only afraid of one thing, God.
April 13, 2022
5) Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
Tomorrow I’m trashing the organic fruit and vegetable department because it’s all JADOT’s fault!! pic.twitter.com/zNrxn2bNoQ
April 10, 2022
6) “You shall love your neighbor as yourself”
there’s a hustler from st denis who stopped me I didn’t calculate it, a little further I slipped down the stairs he said “you see it’s God who is punishing you” ud83d udc80 ud83dudc80
April 13, 2022
7) His revenge will be terrible
Hidalgo is going to take revenge, I can feel it, by inventing something like a double Place de la Concorde roundabout with a central corridor for scooters and a vegetable garden hanging from each lamp post.
April 11, 2022
8) I did not know this verse
After death you will all become organic matter but some get ahead by behaving like shit.
April 12, 2022
9) If it can reverse the unemployment curve
ptdrrrr but what is this pressure shot??? pic.twitter.com/5LdUG11dvX
April 11, 2022
10) Normal, what!
I was at the bakery to buy me a donut it’s not I cross an old?? I kill him normal and then he says to me “but I had voted melenchon me ud83d ude14” I said yes but hey he told me I confess and then hop remort le vioque
April 11, 2022
11) Five hours of glue each
Students were talking about Antoine Daniel in perm and there I hear “but who knew him thanks to What the Cut even?
Every day it reminds me I’m old in this school I’m going to quitApril 11, 2022
12) Tempora mori, tempora mundis recorda
Psq the Peloponnesian War has been over for approximately 2500 years mdrr https://t.co/DTuJplw0zG
April 12, 2022
13) At least you’ve heard of me
His reaction when mentioning Jack Sparrow ud83dude2du2764ufe0f #JusticeForJohnnyDepp pic.twitter.com/WXHr1iRBDl
April 13, 2022
14) Note, in Kinder also we don’t know
My grandma made liqueur, I ask it’s at cb of degrees, her answer “precisely that’s what is beautiful with home-made!!! we don’t know” ud83dude2dud83dude2d
April 13, 2022
15) When we love, we share…
Maybe I just said “YOU AMAZING ME! out the window when I heard the neighbour’s guy leave after some very noisy antics and tell her “I’m coming by tomorrow morning” and she replies “with pleasure”.
April 13, 2022
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