A new week begins with great sunshine, if that’s not enough to make you smile, then we have the right solution for you. Discover the 353rd edition of our top tweets of the week. Like every week, our community managers have watched over social networks to select tweets that have marked the past week. This 353 selection concerns the week of March 14 to 21, 2022.
#1 Respect is dead
English session on the body. The word to guess was “Brain”. I clash with my students by telling them it’s something I have but they don’t while mimicking the body part. A student raises his finger and tells me “bald.” Ptdrrr I’m going to fuck myself up
March 15, 2022
#2 A very nice title
I re-read the tweet 2/3 times pic.twitter.com/m4iWuW68vW
March 17, 2022
#3 The genie is back
KUNG FU PANDA pic.twitter.com/V9oSpqAeV8
March 19, 2022
#4 Oh the dumpling
Jpp there’s a girl in the subway she dropped her AirPods on the tracks she got on her knees screaming “naaaaan” a scene worthy of a drama movie
March 15, 2022
#5 To the great evils the great means
3 years that everyone in the open space thinks I survived a stroke. In fact I just caught ants in my legs while shitting leaning on my knees to read my phone, suddenly I fell on my way out and I was so ashamed that I played dead and Nadine called the Samu.
March 19, 2022
#6 Return of the heat
Just for information, the halo should be above the head, not under the arms.
March 14, 2022
#7 A Belgian store?
Terrifying efficiency! pic.twitter.com/HQSrzeroCK
March 14, 2022
#8 Chief Scratcher
Gyneco: “Do you smoke?”
I do”
…
Gyneco: “Do you have a cigarette?”
This one had never been made to me :’)March 14, 2022
#9 Ready to take off
My little boy he swapped my AirPods with his fake Airpods this morning when you connect them there are red and blue lights flashing, there I just put them on with my ears sticking out I look like an Airbus that is going to charter at Orly I am in tears
March 15, 2022
#10 Best idea for working out
Install it in sports halls and with my friends we go there every day mdrrr pic.twitter.com/M1LPoc3iaJ
March 17, 2022
#11 Another scratcher
ptdrrrr it smokes me c a genius pic.twitter.com/rR2auqNLUl
March 15, 2022
#12 Take a Happy Meal straight away
4€ the Croc McDo,
The price of a kebab now, I’m dead!
It’s Ciao pic.twitter.com/qKTxBkRp8qMarch 17, 2022
#13 So much
1st day of work / just after the end of the trial period pic.twitter.com/HVxEaUwNyx
March 14, 2022
#14 Welcome to adulthood
But adult life is work and sleep? And when we have days off is it to tidy up and clean up?
March 15, 2022
#15 We treat ourselves as we can
Two and a half years ago, when I broke up with my ex, I had started a Candy Crush type game that I had decided to stop when I was ready to trust a man again. You’ll be happy to know that after 6,250 levels, I finished the game.
March 19, 2022
So much for this new top tweets. See you next week for a new selection. In the meantime, you can always discover or rediscover the 352nd selection from last week, right here.
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